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What Your Playing Cards Tell About Your Future

Right now is a time of warning and caution for you. Your emotions are currently tied to the future and your hopes for improvement. A good deal of luck is likely to come your way soon. Your close friends can't be counted on right now. It's time for you to be independent and go your own way. The near future will bring you major disputes and arguments. Things could end in a lawsuit, a separation, or divorce. Beware of a cruel woman who will first befriend you and then betray you.

The Playing Card Test

Some of this is actually already kinda true...

I didn't think it was possible...

I suddenly find Paris Hilton slightly less annoying. Linked because the context was given and summed up as well as I could hope for. =)

holy crazy

So my brother was in a pretty rough car crash. (Jason T. Strobel, obviously.) He's okay, glass in his arm, but had quite a scare.

The article says:

Debris from Woehler's truck hitting the median struck two vehicles. The first, a 1999 Chevrolet Astro van, driven by Jason T. Strobel, 41, of St. Peters, stopped on the shoulder of the highway. His van was extensively damaged, police said.

Yeah. The police were totally right about that:

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A couple of inches either way and he'd probably be dead. *shudder*

Thank God.

my depressing jobhunt just got a little brighter...

Google is an effective jobseeking tool, but I didn't expect this... I'm SO applying. Hee. (I've wanted a moon condo ever since The Time Machine.)

Also, if you've ever noticed a "holiday" Google logo: they archive them. Yay! Downside: apparently the LotR-themed "fan logo" is just a spoof and was not, in fact, ever used. =( I thought maybe it was from one of the premiere dates.

probably TMI, but I know some on the flist who will want to TAKE this one...

You Are Sexually Powerful

Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane. You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person. You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality. And while you never take things too far, you take them far enough!

Are You Sexually Powerful?

Of course, it's all theoretical at this point. Lol.