I stared at a stuffed animal because I'm cool.

[rena_librarian]

Where will you be stabbed?
	BY WHO? Your next door neighbor WHY? You stepped on their toe
Where will you be stabbed? at QuizGalaxy.com

Ha. That would so figure.

What RenaissanceGrrl Means

R is for Rebellious E is for Exuberant N is for Naughty A is for Artistic I is for Inspirational S is for Sensitive S is for Sultry A is for Amazing N is for Nutty C is for Complex E is for Explosive G is for Giggly R is for Romantic R is for Relaxed L is for Luscious

What Does Your Name Mean?

The only one I'd quibble with is that last one, lol. (It gives you new ones if you refresh...nah, I'm not going to beat that set.)

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I stared at
April-----------I stalked
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm weird like that
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
Not wearing one----------because I can't control myself


Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!

Comments

[taethowen.livejournal.com]

*snickersnort*

I choked on a llama because I'm a ninja.

*howls*

[rena-librarian.livejournal.com]

HEE!

[darkest-crocus.livejournal.com]

I loved a fork because the voices told me to.

Esme: I kicked my brother because I can't control myself! LMAO

Justin: O.o I stared at myself because I'm cool like that. *snicker*

[rena-librarian.livejournal.com]

Geez, Esme, foreshadowing much? Hee!

[thehobbitwaffle.livejournal.com]

"I choked on a football player because the voices told me to."

I'll tell you what the voices are telling me to do now... *steeples fingers, evil grin*

My mom's is interesting too.

"I choked on myself because that's how I roll."

There has got to be some innuendo in there somewhere.

[rena-librarian.livejournal.com]

Hee, yeah, if you're a guy. XD There's even a word for THAT. But not many guys can do it.

What are the voices saying today?

[thehobbitwaffle.livejournal.com]

That my mom's new laptop is very cool.

And that shots suck.

[rena-librarian.livejournal.com]

AMEN. To both.

[eol-mithrandir.livejournal.com]

I find that sexist, how can you be so insensitive to stereotype guys into such chauvinistic idioms, lol. Darn it, I tried so hard not to laugh when I was typing that. And I would have to say from first hand experience, give just any simple sentence and any guy with in earshot or eyeshot (if they are reading it) will find some way to pervert it for their self-enjoyment.

[rena-librarian.livejournal.com]

*sniggles at the last word of that*

[eol-mithrandir.livejournal.com]

I yelled at a gangster because that's how I roll. OMG Freakin' hilarious, but I can't laugh because right now I am in the school's library, and everyone would look at me wierd if I just busted out laughing.

[rena-librarian.livejournal.com]

I do that all the time. XD