Until the Stars Are All Alight

What you have:
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish (probably more like 40? *counts* GURG...108...not counting topcoats/nail art stuff.)
[x] You own a designer purse (it says Dolce and Gabbana, but it may very well be horribly fake...I don't care, it's purple and sparkly!)
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[ ] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper (...yeah but it's over half Lord of the Rings, so...I don't know if that's really what they mean here)
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 2

Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work (that would require me to spend 8 hours a day at the mall...lol)
[x] Have had a hair color that is not natural (purple streaks)
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day (not THAT often!)
[ ] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it (I use it all!)
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side (I feel more naked without it than if I was to actually forget pants, I think.)
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[x] Have a name for your car
[x] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week (but really only as a byproduct of reading Go Fug Yourself)
[x] Refuse to go out in public without makeup (brows and mascara at the very least, preferably also eyeliner, and if there's time I like to do proper eye makeup)
[x] Prefer to be called "princess" (Sarah actually means princess, so this is just one of those naturally-occurring nicknames, but it's a context thing--there are certain ways it could be said to me that would make me stabby. Mostly I just like hearing it from Dad.)
Total So Far: 9

Do you love:
[x] Makeup
[x] Glitter
[ ] The color Pink
[x] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[x] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[x] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[ ] Flowers (HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.)
[ ] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
Total So Far: 17

Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[x] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[x] American Eagle (I've been in the store once and my sister bought me a cute summer top, but only after I put it back because I didn't think it was worth my money, lol...she was all "but it's so cute!")
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale
Total So Far: 19

Do you say:
[x] Whatever
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness
[ ] Hun (if I use this word, it is spelled "hon" as in "short for honey," not this idiotic phonetic spelling.)
[x] Fugly
[x] That's hot (usually in an ironic way, like when someone belches. And yes that is the proper definition of ironic.)
[ ] Dunzo (WTF?)
[x] Darling (hi, new pictures of Darren...)
[x] Bff
[x] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[x] Skank(y)
[x] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[x] Fabulous
Total So Far: 29

Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total So Far: 29 (I've probably read something from all of the above at least once, but I do not follow any of them regularly.)

Do you love these:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[x] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[x] The Notebook
[x] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[x] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total So Far: 35 (My severe lack of movie-watching is showing...again)

Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives (Ugh, dienowplzkthxbai)
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[x] Sex & the City
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Degrassi
Total So Far: 36

Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then repost this as "I am #% Girly." With the number you got as the percent, of course.

No, no, NO, it is NOT worth $25 for a PLAIN WHITE T-SHIRT WITH BLACK TEXT, especially when you know you can duplicate it for less because it's basically Impact lolcat font, and doubly especially when you would have to be super-careful where you wear it.

But dammit I still kinda want a Born This Way-theme shirt that says LIKES KLAINE. Which doesn't even make sense because it's supposed to be something you're insecure about so mine would most accurately say "fat" but then again the whole not-being-able-to-wear-it-everywhere kinda points back to it being a good idea to go ahead and run with "Likes Klaine."

In other news, I've decided that as much as I love Glee, Ryan Murphy (the creator/producer/often writer/director) is kind of a dick--between this and the kind of crap he says on the Glee Project, I don't think he's really in his line of work because he loves telling good stories; it sounds more to me like he's in it for fame/money. =(

(Which...all the more reason for fanfic, right?)

DARREN TOMORROW.


(link to the original on DA)

EXCEPT OMG MY TIE DID NOT ARRIVE IN TODAY'S MAIL.

It could very well be in tomorrow's mail when I get off work.

BUT IT COULD ALSO VERY WELL BE IN THE NEXT DAY'S MAIL AND I DON'T HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.

Except to pop around to a thrift store and buy a not-quite-right tie. SADNESS.

BECAUSE THE TIE IS WHAT MAKES IT RECOGNIZABLE. Seriously, I think I'd rather be wearing a cute outfit and my Gleeky accessories if I can't get the cosplay right. =(

AGH DECISIONS.