happy fortune to you
Dec. 10th, 2007 02:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rena_librarianSo yesterday me, Nico, and Kristy went to the Ozark Choral Society Christmas concert, then met up with April for Chinese. (Um...yeah...tofu is still nasty, but I can find enough food in a Chinese restaurant to eat now... O_o Go figure.) Long story short, a good time was had by all.
Then we got our fortune cookies. April opened hers first and was all, "Well, damn, it's basically telling me that I'm going to have a big fat ass." And we all looked at her funny and she read it: "Very soon you will be sitting on the top of the world!"
Then I looked at mine, and was all, "Well, go figure that I'd get this when I'm here with three people--'There is a great friendship between you two!'"
Kristy opened hers and it said "You and your wife will have a very happy future together." Yes. Wife. Gender-specific. *headdesk*
And just when we were thinking that the fortune-cookie writers were full of epic fail, Nico read his: "Today's philosophy will be the future's common sense." Which is nice and thought-provoking and all that.
But still...what the heck? Lol.
Then we got our fortune cookies. April opened hers first and was all, "Well, damn, it's basically telling me that I'm going to have a big fat ass." And we all looked at her funny and she read it: "Very soon you will be sitting on the top of the world!"
Then I looked at mine, and was all, "Well, go figure that I'd get this when I'm here with three people--'There is a great friendship between you two!'"
Kristy opened hers and it said "You and your wife will have a very happy future together." Yes. Wife. Gender-specific. *headdesk*
And just when we were thinking that the fortune-cookie writers were full of epic fail, Nico read his: "Today's philosophy will be the future's common sense." Which is nice and thought-provoking and all that.
But still...what the heck? Lol.
