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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You have been called emo
[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. Ooooh yessssssh.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands. ALWAYS.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish of some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6
African-American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[x] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Eh, they're stupid. And I get called a grammar Nazi all the time so I doubt I'd even catch it.)
[x] You went to Pre-school. (Well, I had a kindergarten year anyway.)
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 4
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal*Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 4
Polish
[ ] You know what Wawel is
[x] You like jokes about other countries and about your authorities
[x] You are stubborn like mule
[ ] You claim that vodka is Polish not Russian
[ ] You KNOW that Polish girls are the most beautiful.
[ ] For you Chicago is the biggest Polish city
[x] You swear too often
TOTAL: 3
Hm. My highest total is Irish, which I am 1/8th, but my second-highest is Italian, which I am not at all. Lol. (1/8th each Scotch, Irish, British, and Dutch, with German traces somewhere in there, and half German.)
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You have been called emo
[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. Ooooh yessssssh.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands. ALWAYS.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish of some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6
African-American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[x] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Eh, they're stupid. And I get called a grammar Nazi all the time so I doubt I'd even catch it.)
[x] You went to Pre-school. (Well, I had a kindergarten year anyway.)
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 4
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal*Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 4
Polish
[ ] You know what Wawel is
[x] You like jokes about other countries and about your authorities
[x] You are stubborn like mule
[ ] You claim that vodka is Polish not Russian
[ ] You KNOW that Polish girls are the most beautiful.
[ ] For you Chicago is the biggest Polish city
[x] You swear too often
TOTAL: 3
Hm. My highest total is Irish, which I am 1/8th, but my second-highest is Italian, which I am not at all. Lol. (1/8th each Scotch, Irish, British, and Dutch, with German traces somewhere in there, and half German.)
