Thanks, Shelly! *runs about tossing confetti*
You Know You're From Arkansas When... |
"Vacation" means goin' through Harrison on the way to Branson.
Down South, to you, means Louisiana.
You have no problem spelling or pronouncin' Ouachita or Possum Grape.
You know what Toad Suck and Booger Holler are.
Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and comes with cole slaw on top.
You say catty-wampus and tumped over.
You know the difference between a deer dog, a duck dog and a coon dog by the way they bark.
Pulaski County is considered a foreign or exotic place.
You consider being a "Beef Queen" an honor.
You faithfully drink Pepsi, Mt. Dew, or Dr. Pepper everyday of your life.
You know what a "cow drop" is.
You have your own secret bbq sauce.
You know how to snipe hunt.
You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.
You visit the Arkansas State Fair mainly to see your neighbor's prize chicken.
You've been invited to or had a bunkin' party.
You abhor homosexuality, but love "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
You'd rather be No. 1 in football than No. 1 in education.
You think that recycling means riding your bike down the same old path.
You think orange barrels are really part of the interstate system.
When the forecast calls for an inch of snow, you run out with all the other crazies to stand in line for three hours to buy a month's worth of groceries.
You drink sweet iced tea out of a sports bottle.
Your traditional Thanksgiving dinner is a deep-fried turkey.
You call a shopping cart a buggy.
You see "No Hunting" signs are riddled with bullet holes.
You think "Animal House" is the training film for incoming athletes at the University of Arkansas
The three food groups are Velveeta, pork rinds and a six-pack.
Everyone you think of as a "liberal" is either Methodist or Catholic.
You think that Bill Clinton is a lyin', cheatin' sumbitch, but you'd still vote for him again in a heartbeat because he's OUR lyin' cheatin' sumbitch.
You've "offered" someone an "ass-whoopin'. " (
When you give directions they include "over yonder," "down the road a piece," and "right near."
You're not commitment-phobic: you love God, guns and football.
You'd rather have a Budweiser beer museum than a presidential library.
You think pinto beans are nekkid without hamhocks, cornbread and buttermilk.
Sweet milk and torn up biscuits in a glass is your favorite dessert.
You think bagels are nothing but a cruel doughnut joke invented by some Yankee!
You eat at Senor Tequila's for atmosphere and Lolita's Tex-Mex for salsa.
You say, "I voted for Clinton to get him out of the state."
You own three cars and one license plate.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Arkansas.
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You Know You're From a Small Town When... |
The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.
The local phone book has only one yellow page.
Third Street is on the edge of town.
You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.
You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.
No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.
You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right.
The city limits signs are both on the same post!
The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.
The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.
The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions.
Second Street is in the next town over.
There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.
The New Year's baby was born in October.
Running from the cops consists of hiding in the cornfield.
You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.
You have to drive five miles out in the country to smoke a cigarette.
Headline news is who grew the biggest vegetable this year.
There is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway.
Driving cars up and down the main drag is a universal high school experience.
You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what 4-H is.
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.
You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't - same goes with the game warden.
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
School gets canceled for state sporting events.
You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were and if you were old enough, they would still tell your folks.
When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive back roads to smoke them.
You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
You don't give directions by street names or references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks to the Anderson's turn left and it's four houses left of the football field).
The golf course had only 9 holes
You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty" but is actually just like your town.
Getting paid minimum wage is considered a great job.
You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as "rich" people.
The people in the city dress funny, then you pick up on the trend a few years later.
You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference
The city council meets at the coffee shop.
Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.
You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis.
Weekend excitement involves a trip to the grocery store.
Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
You can charge at all the local stores.
The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
So is the closest mall.
It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn't be enough people to have a team.
Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.
A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.
You can remember when your town finally got cable.
Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.
You thought the 30-year-old guy that still was at all the parties was cool.
The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.
The best burgers in town are at the rink.
You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the lake".
You lost your virginity at a bush party.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from a small town. |
Sarah E Strobel's Aliases
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Your movie star name: Tortilla Chips Duncan
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Your fashion designer name is Sarah Paris
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Your socialite name is Sarah-bell Halifax
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Your fly girl / guy name is S Str
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Your detective name is Horse Ridgewood Academy
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Your barfly name is SweeTarts Tequila
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Your soap opera name is E Main Street
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Your rock star name is Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Mustang
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Your star wars name is Sarsha Strtim
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Your punk rock band name is The Amused Fuzzy Dice
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Hehehe. Sarah-bell indeed. The tequila answer that I put in was drawn at random, I don't HAVE a favorite alcohol. WHY DID IT NOT USE MY PET'S NAME WHEN I PUT THE COOLEST PET NAME EVER??? (When I was a kid, I had a dog named Shadow. That was before I was afraid of dogs, lol. He didn't stay long, he ran off or got run over or something.)
Your Japanese Name Is... |
Miya Matsumoto
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Huh. I shall have to translate that later and see what I come up with. *note to self*
Your Linguistic Profile:
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55% General American English |
25% Yankee |
15% Dixie |
5% Upper Midwestern |
0% Midwestern |
Interesing...they laughed at me in Canada for calling it soda, not pop...
Your True Birth Month Is April |
Hasty
Moving
Consoling
Emotional
Aggressive
Diplomatic
Revengeful
Adventurous
Good memory
Loves attention
Strong mentality
Loving and caring
Brave and fearless
Active and dynamic
Suave and generous
Easily get too jealous
Decisive but tends to regret
Motivates oneself and the others
Attractive and affectionate to oneself
Friendly and solves people's problems
Prone to sickness usually of the head and chest
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I wasn't far off. I wonder if I was born two weeks premature. Huh.
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ... |
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus. |
No, no, no, wait a minute. That was my DAD claiming to be GOD! Lol...Should it say something about me that I even wanted to know the answer to that question?
Ok you are a romantic anime girl and you love and
care for a lot of people.There is no evil in
you soul or your heart.Though sometimes people
don't feelt he same way as you do you keep on
trying to change their mind.You love to help
people out and you are always happy.Keep on
trying to make the whole world smile because
you know smiles are contagious ^_^.Oh and if it
seems like there is nobody who could love you
as much as you could love them it doesn't
matter the thing is that the only thing that
matters is that he cares and loves you and it
doesn't matter how much well maybe it does but
don't set you standards to high cuz then you'll
find nobody
If You Were An Anime Character What Would You Look Like?(Girls Only) brought to you by QuizillaHuh. Not very articulate. Pretty pic, though.
You Belong in the USA |
Sweet!
People either love you or hate you
And you really don't care what anyone thinks
Big and bold, you do things your way |
All hail...CANADA! (Though I really don't care what people think...)
You Are In a Decent Mood |
You aren't turning cartwheels, but you're having a pretty good day.
Some ups, some downs, but overall you're coming out ahead.
And who knows? Tomorrow could be even better! |
Wow. Huh. Not really true...
You are Charlie. Bass player for Driveshaft. With
crazy hair and hobbitish good looks, you
attract many admirers. You like to decorate
your fingers with letters on tape. Oh, and
you're a junkie. You're the one who's ready to
ask the really tough questions: is
day-turning-into-night end-of-the-world type
weather normal? And guys, where ARE we?
Which Lost Character Are You? brought to you by QuizillaI rock. In more ways than one, apparently. ^_^
You are the Spirit of Love. You think around romance and are extremely compassionate. Whenever you want something you can get it due to your fiery passion. You can make friends quite easily, because peopole are attracted to your obvious good nature. You will have no trouble in finding a life partner and will be very happy.
http://quizilla.com/users/Nariel-flame/quizzes/Which%20stunning%20spirit%20of%20emotion%20are%20you%3F%20NEW%20AND%20IMPROVED!%20(amazingly%20beautiful%20anime%20pics!)/The pic was...*blush* It wasn't too terrible, but I didn't want it here.
Your Love Number is |
4
You are a creative and expressive lover - a true romantic at heart.
An introspective soul, you know exactly how your ideal relationship should be.
But if you don't get that ideal, you tend to get a bit pouty and dramatic.
You need someone who can roll with the punches, that's for sure! |
Oh. Yay. That's helpful.
You Are 80% Psychic |
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! |
Hmmm.
You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained |
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
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Wow, balanced. Nice.
You Have Good Karma |
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. |
Good to know.
You Are 30% Extrovert, 70% Introvert |
You are quite reserved
You aren't afraid of social situations...
But you very much prefer to go it alone
And why not? You're your own best friend! |
Very true.
You Are 21 Years Old |
21
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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I KNEW I was older than I am! Is this why all my school friends are 21-ish?
Okay. 'Nuff for now. Gotta practice my lines!
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