rena_librarian | I HATE POLITICS. (Reply)

Your Issue Profile: 40% Obama, 60% McCain

When it gets down to it, you tend to best match John McCain.

But he's not the perfect candidate for you, and you may not be sold on him yet.

Obama shares a good number of your views too, so you might want to give him a second look.

It all comes down to which issues matter to you the most.

Should You Vote for Obama or McCain?

Not only am I not sold on McCain, I don't think EITHER of them has any business running our country, and as such I will be either voting for some unknown that's never gonna win but agrees with me, or wasting my vote in a more entertaining way by writing in someone ridiculous but as qualified (IMHO) as either of them--like, say, Paris Hilton.

Or, you know, I might vote for McCain and then lobby to have him assassinated or removed from office or SOMETHING so that his running mate becomes president. Her name is Sarah, she must be cool. (And that aside, everything I've heard about her so far seems good.)

Either way, I have absolutely no intention of making a decision--or, in fact, doing any research toward that decision--until November first. Watching political news gives me a headache, literally.

I wish I could just, you know, not vote and not feel guilty about it, because truly, I DON'T CARE. This country is the best country in the world, and it's going to hell in a handbasket--just like it was when it was founded, and how it probably will be for the rest of our lifetimes, barring major zombie invasion. This is me, Scrabble and all: