ON A THURSDAY.
If it was ONE DAY LATER I probably could have gotten that to happen, but there's no way I could do it on a Thursday, work-wise. It starts at seven, so even...WAIT.
Maybe I can miss half a day. If I leave work at noon Thursday I could get there in time. I'd have to drive back the same night and go to work Friday but...it's freakin' DARREN.